arlieState Farm has a garbage-quality autopayment system.
Six months ago, they failed to process my autopayment. I'd had to change credit card numbers to contest an unauthorized charge, from a company I'd never heard of, possibly "partner" to some other company I do business with, acting on their behalf. The credit card company declared the transactions to be legitimate, without any explanation to me, and left me with a change of account number to clean up afterwards.
Getting back to State Farm. I hadn't updated that auto-pay, so it tried to use the old card, and failed. I got an email, telling me to deal with it myself, but not immediately, as the bill wouldn't be payable online for 1-3 business days. Since the autopay was scheduled for the renewal date, I'd presumably be uninsured until they allowed me to pay it. Or I could call my agent, who, they claimed, would be able to help me.
I waited out the slow batch update delay, added the new number as a new payment method (the old one couldn't be updated in place), made it my preferred payment method, and [paid the bill. Their UI either offered no way to update the auto-payment, or implied that my new preferred method would be used.
There may have been some other interactions. These are what I remember, supplemented by State Farm's report of my payment history, as seen on their website today.
This morning, I received a similar notice that my autopayment had failed, and manual payment would not work for 1-3 days. They'd used the older, non-preferred payment method.
I may now have successfully set it to use the right card, but of course they won't do that automatically until the next bill, 6 months from now.
I've put an "appointment" in my calendar to check their website again in 3 days, when they will hopefully allow me to pay this bill online.
If I'm really lucky, this update of my autopayment method won't be conveniently "lost", leaving me to handle the same nuisance 6 months from now.
Fuck you, State Farm. May your CIO (presumably in charge of web programming) and CEO both die slowly and painfully from an incurable disease. Or since that's perhaps a bit excessive, may they both find themselves stuck with service providers just like them,and wind up spending 22 hours a day deleting unwanted emails, fixing problems that never should have happened, returning unordered merchandise, and discovering when they try to use it that their insurance doesn't cover what they thought it did. And may their afterlife, if any, involve all the same things, except perhaps more so, in the manner of Dante's Inferno's handling of sellers of fraudulent medicines.
p.s. To be fair, State Farm has not pulled the "nope, this isn't covered" thing on me, and I did "total" an elderly car insured with them a few years ago. Their claims people were in fact polite, efficient, and informative. It's their web site and their billing I'm angry about.